Agosto 2011
Reblog if you love your mother!
EVERYONE SHOULD REBLOG THIS.
Put a † in my ask if you think I'm cute.
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Jason Walker
I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m gonna fall down
I don't know how people can do things like this...
When I try to do it I end up like this;
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Beyonce.
I always wondered why I look better in front of the mirror than on a photo.
Julio 2011
Google turned 12 this year. This means we only have one more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and won't answer anything!
- Lorelai: I promised Rory we'd go to Luke's afterwards.
- Sookie: Even better.
- Lorelai: Although I gotta tell ya, I am still pretty peeved by how he acted earlier. I swear that guy runs so hot and cold on me.
- Sookie: What?
- Lorelai: Well, one minute he's all sweet and building me a chuppah, the next he's being a total jerk for God knows what reason.
- Sookie: For God knows what reason? Oh come on Lorelai.
- Lorelai: What?
- Sookie: Don't you understand that Luke is so into you?
- Lorelai: Okay, stop.
- Sookie: He has had to watch you go from one guy to another, and then the engagement, and then the engagement was off, and patiently he's waited, and now in walks this kid and he says "My God, will she date anyone else in the world before she'll date me?"
- Lorelai: Sookie that's...
- Sookie: Hey, maybe it's crazy, maybe it's irrational, but it's there. Just look the guy in the eye. It's right there
When you take a picture
Expectations:
Reality:
The story of my life.
When you sleep over at your best friends house, and you wake up before them.
When your parents are yelling at you and they pronounce a word wrong.
I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit
That awkward moment when someone is getting accused for something you did..
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